Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Editorial- Shameful Schmidt Apathy Continues



Name the only person from Canonsburg to win an Olympic Medal? The Daily Notes posed this question to thirty one local residents and nary a one came up with the correct answer. Even Mayor Colaizzo could only adjust his bow tie and and say he didn't know but he was sure he "waved to him or her at some point."
In 1972 Bill Schmidt did what no one from Canonsburg has ever done or done since, he won the Bronze Medal in Munich, Germany in the javelin throw. In fact he is this country's only medalist in that event in Olympic history. To this day the 'Schmidt Javelin Technique' is considered the most innovative and correct way to propel a steel rod over long distances.
It's sad that this community has not seen fit to honor a favorite son in a way befitting his accomplishment. No front lawn statue for him, no Bill Schmidt day, no Bill Schmidt concert-in-the-park, no Bill Schmidt sign, no Bill Schmidt Drive, no nothing, though Mayor Colaizzo did say that should he ever again decide to implement a ban on outdoor grilling on the Fourth of July he would seriously consider an exemption for Bill Schmidt.
Well Mayor, thats a good start, but it comes up short we think.
This editor has a suggestion. Since Bill's medal is shiny glowing Bronze, why not name the property on lower western Chartiers Avenue the 'Bill Schmidt Radiation Field'?
That way, in 42 million years when the half-life of the buried radium expires and the ground becomes usable again, future residents can look back to the distant past and remember Canonsburg's first Olympic medalist.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Mr. Fuji endorses Obama


The Daily Notes has learned that former WWWF Tag Team Champion (along with Professor Toru Tanaka), Mr. Fuji will support Barak Obama in Obama's quest for the Democratic presidential nomination. Fuji said he knows what it's like for minorities trying to attain the pinnacle of any profession.
"The Professor and I were ground breakers, said Fuji through an interpreter, we were the first Japanese champions and I want to see Mr. Obama become the first African champion."
That Obama is an American citizen was a point apparently lost on Fuji as he threatened to maul our intrepid reporting team when they brought it up.
Fuji also made several other controversial statements saying that if Obama loses the nomination he should commit Hari Kari and that Mrs. Clinton should concentrate on serving tea and ironing Kimono's.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

A Dam Bust!


Who to Blame in the Bobby Vinton Dam Fiasco?
State to Investigate